After a week with nothing left to eat or drink, Suddenly one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and rubs it to see what it is and Poof, a Genie pops out. They look at each other in Awe. The Genie notices the poor condition of the two men and grants them one wish between the two of them. Not thinking straight and after a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, “I wish the ocean was made of beer.” Magically, the ocean turns to beer.
Infuriated, the other guy yells, “Way to go asshole! Now we have to piss in the Raft !”

lol very very funny!!!!

and im from sheffield and thankyou for the best answer btw!!!

xoxo princess